Really?!?

So how is sobriety defined?
"Sobriety is the condition of not having any measurable levels or effects from alcohol or drugs."
"Sobriety is also considered to be the natural state of a human being at birth. A person in a state of sobriety is considered sober."
"Not giving into excessive indulgence in drink or any other activity."
Things you can be sober from:
Alcohol
Illegal Drugs
Prescription Drugs
Controlled Substances
Marijuana
Cigarettes
E-Cigarettes
Nicotine
Porn
Sex
Social Media
Exercise
Phone's
Food
Relationships